MINOS UPDATE #126 SIZE ALWAYS MATTERS

Hi everybody! We are back from the "ZEUS TOGA ABUSE FESTIVAL"! FINALLY! Some good things just don't wanna end... But you know when someone suggests Massive-Toga-Swapping it's time to call it quits. It's always the same Big perverts that ruin the fun for the mild perverts. And what a Festival! It was raining a lot, so most activities were canceled, or moved indoors. How can one fully enjoy Marathon-Tumbling sessions indoors where there are no ants? Four months of training in ant filled fields for nothing! I'm not bitter (I say that a lot to disguise bitterness apparently) but I had rashes from June to September and I want someone to be accountable. Ant bites diminished my sitting capacity tremendously! I hope it's not permanent...

So Minos failed again to find a way out. But next time his chances increase by 25%. Those are some chances... Is anybody else getting excited over this?

Next comic: pretty soon. That's all I'm saying... to avoid a delay...

Our website host is pretty awesome and recovered the news for MINOS #124 (originally dated Nov.7.2009). :)

( So here's all the talk about Death's Undergarments )

ps: This entry is backdated.

Last 2 comic updates:

MINOS UPDATE #124 A SINGLE TEAR
MINOS UPDATE #125 I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY


Sorry for not updating on Thursday, but this year, we decided to follow the Antiquity Calendar (as we have previously revealed), and festively celebrate all the good parties! Thursday coincided with "BRING YOUR HARPY TO WORK" day. I don't know what we were thinking celebrating that one. Apparently, it's impossible to update a webcomic, while trying to stop a mating harpy! I don't understand how they're extinct... let's leave it to that!

What a dumb dog name! We don't know the names of the mercenaries yet but we now know the names of their pets. That should be useful in Scrabble...

Is it me or has Minos lost some weight? I'll go grab my glasses. I see better when drunk. It's a rare condition I have. When sober I go blind. The doctor said there's a cure, but I don't want it!

Next update is scheduled for Tuesday. It's scheduled and the only Holiday ahead is the "ZEUS TOGA ABUSE FESTIVAL" on Monday night... Hopefully it won't keep us busy too long.

ps: I've lost the "News" that came with strip 124. It's better than losing urine retention but still, they'll be missed...

The new voting Incentive at TopWebComics is now UP! Thanks for voting once a day! It will keep the Minotaur's doctor away!!!

By voting you get to see Minos in his HALLOWEEN festive costume!
Would YOU give him candy???

MINOS UPDATE #123 FRISKY FURRY

Poor poor ignorant werewolf! It clearly shows he is not from wherever Minos is. Everyone close to him knows he is the LAST individual to be asked for anything. ANYTHING!

Minos is not done with his HALLOWEEN CELEBRATION! He plans on getting MORE out of the "holiday". He hopes to get lots of candy when Trick-O-Treating in his NEW costume! It's manly! It's lovable. It's CLASSIC! And you can see it too! It will be posted as an incentive in the next couple of days. We'll tell you when it will be done.

We wish you all a safe Halloween, better stay indoors with all those Zombies, Vampires and Little Princesses walking around, trying to barge in strangers' homes to grab their sweets and other grabable parts their toddler arms can reach. Beware! Don't open the door unless equipped with groin protectors. I WARNED THEE!

Next comic will be around Monday. How round is Monday anyways? We'll see...

Here's last week's strip. The new comic will be uploaded later tonight.

MINOS UPDATE #122 CAUTION: WET PAINT

This 4 panel strip dives us deep into the psychology of the Minotaurian Age, when Labyrinths were but one. Apparently, whoever stays too close to Minos, ends up regretting his own existence! Could Bolanus accept parting from his beloved self? Will he have his own spin-off suicidal comic? The answer is NO.

This looks like a Halloween strip, with Bolanus wearing a mask. A self-made costume. Who knew he was so crafty? Who could be his muse? Now we can all agree that Bolanus is a self-made centaur! (He made himself and wore himself. WOW!) Someone told us that nobody will dress like Minos this Halloween!!! It might be true, but why tell us? It made us self-conscious and now I have to make a Minos costume for me to dress as... And I hate wearing thongs :( So it'll be GREAT AND AWESOME if someone else volunteers to dress as Minos, so I can dress as my original idea: The San Francisco Bridge. IF someone dresses like Minos DO SEND A PICTURE, and we'll send you A GIFT !!! A gift chosen to match your passion. Seriously.

Next update will be in a few days: on Wednesday. It will be a HALLOWEEN TREAT! No tricks this time, it will be on Wednesday. My server cannot afford to be egged again.

MINOS UPDATE #121 BYE BYE BEAUTIFUL

NOTE:This strip's title has nothing to do with Tarja in a passive aggressive way. The kind expressed by Tuomas in an angsty, bittersweet, poetic manner that many of us regret... just saying... It should've been said maybe a bit different... like "NOT"... I guess I'm not over it yet. All that therapy money gone to waste. Although, I did get over HSSW (Hasselhoff's-Success-Status-Why)

Minos proves he's an opportunist. He envisions death scenarios everywhere. We also learned that Bolanus goes down easy... He could've made use of those four legs and run away to safety.

What about those mercenaries hein? They were obviously out of work for a reason! And the reason that comes to mind is not the crashing economy...

Next strip will be magically appearing on this website between Monday and Friday of next week. We will see more beautiful people! Who can wait?

The strip for October 8th :)

MINOS UPDATE #120 WHO'S HITTING ON YOU?

In this over-sized strip, we get to learn many things! Firstly, Minos' ideas should never even be considered as ideas. Secondly, it is strange to see that Bolanus has no issue with Minos' wish to die, yet is incapable of hurting him. Or is he? Thirdly, those mercenaries are quite efficient! It seems someone REALLY wants to work for manure!!!

Next time, we will learn the fate of Bolanus. That is if his friends can still recognize the body when the coroner arrives. It will be one of those TURN-AROUND-180 DEGREES strips! You know the kind right? The one where something IMPORTANT happens to a non important supportive character, that in no way alters the direction of the main plot... You know, the collectible issues! And it will be here for FREE before June 29 2017!!! It's all I'm saying :)

MINOS UPDATE #119 BOLANUS THREESOME


So Bolanus is back, and he brought company: more of himself! The debate's Battle Ground is heating up! ANYTHING can happen :) We also learned that when Minos is really REALLY clueless, his eyebrows mysteriously disappear!!! I thought he was really REALLY clueless all the time, but I guess not... Next update will be on Wednesday.

Why didn't we update yesterday? We had told you that if there was an emergency with one of you, the fans, and we learned about it, we WOULD move our schedule to accommodate yours. As it turned out, Derik from Illinois had a scheduled colonoscopy this morning. He was too stressed yesterday to fully appreciate any update (his words) so he asked us to kindly delay the comic, until after his examination. How could we refuse anything that involves "colonoscopy"? Hope you're feeling better Derik, and good luck on those results. Eat more fiber in the future.

Dumb Bum did a Guest strip for GOO FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION, so I URGE YOU to go read it! And check out the comic while you're at it. If you think Minos is weird, Goo has some things to teach you!

CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW TO GO TO THE GUEST STRIP!







A NEW INCENTIVE is also up for those who VOTE for Minos at TWC. This time, Minos teaches the little minotaur EVERYTHING there is to know about LETTER F... And it does involve one of Minos' Fantasies... VOTE YOUR WORRIES AWAY

MINOS UPDATE #118 A HANDFUL OF BAGS

The strip arrived on time, preventing fan outrage somewhere in the Pacific Islands. YAY!!!! (I must admit, it was a hard choice to remain punctual because I was promised such an outrage if Minos was late. Maybe next time. That's IF the lion still hangs in that alarming group.)

This upcoming Friday we will contribute a guest strip to the comic Universe! Yes, a guest strip that does not involve Horns, Political Ideologies or Manure. Don't take my word on that last one though. The strip will be for GOO FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION (the webcomic of course, not the Broadway musical that never made it on stage). It's quite a funny webcomic and it's about: you guessed it! Goo from another dimension. I urge you all to go catch up with the webcomic, so you'll be capable of understanding our funny funny punchline! Now I hyped the guest strip. And JUSTLY so!!!

CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW TO READ ALL ABOUT GOO AND HIS CRAZY ADVENTURES!


Next strip will be on Thursday. Or maybe Friday if a fan out there is really really busy on Thursday, and still wants to be the first one in line to read Minos... It depends if I get an email, I can't know about your busy Thursday schedules people...