February 7th, 2014

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Well, fed...

MINOS UPDATE #215 NOT GENERIC

Minos is brought later than promised, but that is ONLY because we seized an opportunity to impress our idols! And by opportunity, I mean they left their back door open, and we're squatting in their backyard till someone kicks us out! We'll keep you informed, and start saving your coins to bail us out!

On a brighter note, we will GIVE YOU the chance to WIN SOMETHING FOR FREE!!! We made a little FUN Minos survey, to "learn" more about our readers, and how to improve things for you. Please click the image below, it will take you to the short survey (known in the business as the Minos the Minotaur Inquisition) and once you complete it, The Dumb Bum staff will do its magic, and you'll get a link for the FREE APP! (Hint, Minos appears in the game!!!! It's a game featuring Minotaurs!)


Next time you see Minos, the laxatives will be long gone! We'll interrupt our Olympic watching to bring you Minos... Not willingly, but there'll probably be a skeleton competition I'll be too scared to watch at some point... at some point...